This lightweight cotton tee carries a cheeky, honest message in a hand-lettered design: “Thanks, it’s the trauma.” It reads like a wink between friends — honest, sardonic, and oddly comforting. Wear it when you want to signal resilience and dark-humor camaraderie: lounging at home, grabbing coffee with a close friend, or showing up to a casual meet-up where real talk is welcome. The soft ring-spun fabric sits easy on the skin and drapes cleanly thanks to the classic crewneck and relaxed fit. Subtle details — tear-away label, reinforced shoulder tape, and a ribbed collar that keeps its shape — make this more than a statement piece; it’s a shirt you’ll reach for again and again.

Designed for people who cope with humor and authenticity. The muted black typography and small star and heart accents keep the look minimal so the line does the talking. Machine-friendly and ethically sourced, it pairs with jeans, layered jackets, or sweatpants for those slow, honest days when a little sarcasm says everything.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit to retain shape
- Tear-away inner label and shoulder tape for added comfort and stability
- DTG/DTF printed graphics and sleeve/neck labels for crisp, durable print
- OEKO-TEX® certified; meets safety and chemical standards with EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors



 
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Width, in
16.00
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
27.00
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length, in
7.99
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49
9.72
9.96


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50