This cozy hooded sweatshirt says what you feel before your first sip: a playful, slightly dark-humor declaration about how coffee keeps you human. The soft midweight blend wraps you in warmth on early mornings, late-night study sessions, or slow weekends at the neighborhood café. A double-lined, drawstring hood and roomy kangaroo pocket add practical comfort for cold commutes and hands that need warming. The cheeky chest artwork pops against the fabric and holds up wash after wash thanks to quality printing techniques. Wear it when you need a little caffeine-fueled honesty and a comfortable layer that moves with you.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight (8 oz) for warmth and softness
- Tubular knit with no side seams for cleaner drape
- Double-lined drawstring hood with color-matched cord
- Roomy kangaroo pocket and classic fit with tear-away label
- Durable DTF/DTG printing; embroidery option available

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed



 
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Width, in
20.08
22.05
24.02
25.98
27.99
29.92
31.89
33.86


Length, in
27.17
27.95
29.13
29.92
31.10
31.89
33.07
33.86


Sleeve length from center back, in
33.50
34.50
35.50
36.50
37.50
38.50
39.50
40.50


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50