This lightweight cotton tee speaks with a wink. The soft crew-neck cut wears like an everyday companion — breathable, smooth, and steady through long days. Printed in playful, hand-lettered text that reads “I’m allergic to stupidity — I break out in sarcasm,” the design sits centered and slightly distressed for a lived-in feel. Roll it with jeans for a relaxed afternoon coffee run or layer under a jacket for a casual night out. It’s for the person who answers awkward moments with dry humor and wants their shirt to do some of the talking.

The shirt’s gentle drape and classic fit let the message stay front-and-center without shouting. The fabric’s subtle texture (visible flecks on the natural color) and neat ribbed collar keep things familiar and comfortable. Wear it to brunch, a friend’s low-key gathering, or on days when sarcasm is the only language that makes sense.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²).
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish.
- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching and keep shape.
- Printed with DTF/DTG methods for crisp sleeve and chest artwork; tear-away inner label for comfort.
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets EU safety standards and includes a 2-year EU warranty.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors



 
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Width, in
16.00
18.00
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22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
27.00
28.00
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Sleeve length, in
7.99
8.23
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8.74
9.02
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9.49
9.72
9.96


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50