A lightweight, soft cotton tee with a playful statement: “I’m fluent in 3 languages: English, Sarcasm, Profanity.” The relaxed crew-neck silhouette sits easy on the shoulders and drapes casually—great for laid-back days, coffee runs, or scrolling with friends. The print pops against vibrant fabric and holds up thanks to high-quality DTG/DTF printing. Breathable, OEKO-TEX® certified cotton keeps you comfortable while the tear-away label and reinforced shoulder tape prevent irritation. Wear it when you want to share a laugh, start a conversation, or simply lean into your dry wit.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Durable Direct-to-Garment / Direct-to-Film prints for crisp, long-lasting graphics
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and added durability
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification for comfort and safety

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors



 
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Width, in
16.00
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
27.00
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length, in
7.99
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49
9.72
9.96


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50