This hoodie carries a wink and a backbone. Soft, medium-weight fleece wraps you in warmth while a cheeky, hand-lettered slogan sits front and center: a playful, slightly sarcastic message rendered in contrasting ink for easy readability. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood invite you to pull the hood up on blustery days or keep your hands tucked away during late-night walks. It’s the kind of casual layer you reach for when you want to be comfortable but still say something—without saying much at all. Wear it to coffee runs, low-key meetups, or when you need an outfit that matches a dry sense of humor.

Product features
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester medium-weight fleece for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, comfortable fit
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and kangaroo pouch pocket
- DTF and DTG printed front design with optional embroidery placements
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes; meets major safety and chemical standards

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed



 
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Width, in
20.08
22.05
24.02
25.98
27.99
29.92
31.89
33.86


Length, in
27.17
27.95
29.13
29.92
31.10
31.89
33.07
33.86


Sleeve length from center back, in
33.50
34.50
35.50
36.50
37.50
38.50
39.50
40.50


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50