Lightweight, soft, and built to be worn all day — this tee speaks with quiet humor. The clean white canvas showcases a bold, hand-lettered message: “I don’t know, I just work here.” It sits squarely between deadpan and playful, the kind of shirt security guards, baristas, office temps, and backstage crew reach for when they want to deflect questions with a grin. The fabric feels smooth against the skin and drapes casually for a relaxed silhouette. Durable stitching, a stable ribbed collar, and shoulder tape keep its shape through long shifts and repeated washes. Breathable and certified for safety, it’s a reliable go-to for workdays, late-night gigs, and whatever in-between moments come up.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for cleaner drape and less waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape during long wear
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable, irritation-free fit
- Prints applied with DTG/DTF methods; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for safety

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors



 
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2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL




Width, in
16.00
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
27.00
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length, in
7.99
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49
9.72
9.96


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50