A soft, everyday tee that speaks with a wry smile. This lightweight cotton shirt carries a bold, hand-lettered statement across the chest: a dry, sarcastic line for people who trade in deadpan humor. The fabric feels smooth and breathable against skin, with a clean crew neckline and classic fit that layers easily under jackets or wears solo. Thoughtful construction — from shoulder tape to a ribbed collar and tear-away label — keeps the silhouette neat wash after wash. Wear it to low-key meetups, coffee runs, or lazy weekends when your humor does the talking before you do.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification for comfort and safety
- Prints applied with DTG/DTF methods; EU 2-year warranty and compliant with safety standards

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors



 
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Width, in
16.00
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
27.00
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length, in
7.99
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49
9.72
9.96


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50