A soft, everyday tee with a wry, heartfelt message: I want to be a nice person (but everyone is just so stupid). Light and breathable, this shirt wears like a second skin and carries a wry laugh wherever you go. The lightweight ring-spun cotton drapes easily, and the clean crew neckline keeps the look simple so the playful lettering can do the talking. Fold it into a casual weekend outfit with denim and sneakers, wear it lounging at home when you need to vent with a smile, or bring it along to low-key gatherings where dry humor lands best. The pastel pink and blue print reads gentle but honest — for people who prefer to soften the sarcasm with a wink. Durable stitching and a tear-away label keep it comfortable wash after wash, while tubular knit and shoulder tape mean the tee holds its shape through repeated wear. Made to feel familiar and a little rebellious at the same time.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight, 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, elastic crew neckline with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Durable DTF/DTG prints for vibrant, long-lasting design
- Pearlized tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors



 
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Width, in
16.00
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
27.00
28.00
29.00
30.00
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33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length, in
7.99
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49
9.72
9.96


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50