Lightweight, soft, and built for everyday wear — this classic crew tee carries a cheeky message in clean, hand-lettered typography: “in my DEFENSE i was left unsupervised.” The muted black print sits confidently on a crisp white background, letting the words do the talking. Worn alone or layered under a jacket, the shirt feels breathable and smooth against skin thanks to ring-spun cotton, while reinforced details like ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the silhouette tidy through many washes. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to spark a smile, break the ice, or make your casual outfit a little more personal. The label is tear-away for comfort, and the tee meets safety and quality certifications, so it’s as dependable as it is playful.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable wear; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
- DTG/DTF print methods used; durable print with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors



 
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2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL




Width, in
16.00
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
27.00
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length, in
7.99
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49
9.72
9.96


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50