This lightweight crew tee carries a dry, witty voice—text art reading “Proud Member of the National Sarcasm Society” sits centered on a clean white canvas. Wear it to conversations that could use a little edge; it reads like your personality translated into fabric. The cut is classic and relaxed, so the message lands without shouting. Breathable ring-spun cotton and a soft ribbed collar keep the shirt comfortable through long days, quick errands, or low-key meetups. It’s the kind of shirt that sparks a smirk, lightens tense moments, and layers easily under jackets when the weather turns. Thoughtful details—twin-needle hems, shoulder tape, and a pearlized tear-away label—mean it looks put-together while staying effortless.

Pair it with lived-in jeans, a worn denim jacket, or a cozy cardigan when you want the text to do the talking. Bring it to casual gatherings, game nights, or whenever you want to signal dry humor without saying a word.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable wear
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and twin-needle stitching for comfort and durability
- Prints applied via DTF/DTG methods; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for safety

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors



 
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Width, in
16.00
18.00
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22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
27.00
28.00
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35.00


Sleeve length, in
7.99
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49
9.72
9.96


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50