Lightweight, smooth, and gently worn-in — this tee speaks with a wink. The whispered script across the chest reads like a private joke between partners and friends, turning everyday parenting fatigue into a shared laugh. Wear it on school runs, playdates, or lazy weekends at home; it layers easily under jackets or pairs with jeans for a relaxed, lived-in look. Breathable ring-spun cotton and a neat crew neckline keep it comfortable from morning coffee to bedtime stories. The understated white canvas and soft black print let the message stand out without shouting, so the humor feels warm rather than showy.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean fit and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets strict safety and chemical standards

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors



 
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Width, in
16.00
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
27.00
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length, in
7.99
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49
9.72
9.96


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50