Lightweight, breathable cotton tee with a bold, sarcastic slogan printed on the chest. The clean crew neckline and classic fit make it easy to wear layered or on its own. The soft ring-spun cotton feels broken-in from the first wear, while the tubular knit and shoulder tape keep the shape through many washes. This shirt carries a confident, dry-humor voice—wear it when you want your wit to do the talking. It sits naturally in everyday life: coffee runs, casual meetups, late-night hangs, or when you need a little attitude without saying a word.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable wear; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
- DTG/DTF print methods used for durable, crisp sleeve and chest graphics

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors



 
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Width, in
16.00
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
27.00
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length, in
7.99
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49
9.72
9.96


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50