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Lightweight, soft, and subtly cheeky — this tee wears like a favorite and speaks like you do. The relaxed crew neck and classic cut sit comfortably for everyday wear, while the hand-lettered slogan adds playful sarcasm without shouting. Slip it on for coffee runs, low-key meetups, or days when the world needs a little blunt honesty. The smooth, durable knit keeps prints crisp and the collar holds its shape through many washes.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized, tear-away label for itch-free comfort; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
- DTG/DTF printing compatibility for crisp front design and optional sleeve or neck prints

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Unisex Sarcastic Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon T-Shirt

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