Bright, soft, and a little bit cheeky — this lightweight tee carries a bold message for anyone who uses sarcasm like cardio. The smooth ring-spun cotton drapes easily, keeps its shape, and feels breathable whether you’re lounging at home, running errands, or meeting friends for coffee. The playful print sits prominent on the chest and sleeves, so your wit speaks before you do. Comes with durable seams, a flexible ribbed collar, and a tear-away label for comfortable all-day wear. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX® certification mean it looks good and feels right to wear.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for reduced waste and a clean drape
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and adult sizing for comfort
- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced cotton; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |

















