Soft, honest, and quietly funny — this lightweight crew tee speaks like a friend who gets it. A simple hand-lettered message sits on a clean white canvas: “Being a functional adult every day seems a bit excessive.” It reads like a private joke you can wear out loud. The fabric falls soft against the skin and moves easily through long mornings, slow afternoons, and the small chores that occupy grown-up life. Wear it when you need a gentle reminder that it’s okay to take breaks, when errands feel endless, or when you want to trade polished for real with people who understand the hustle and the humor. The understated design and classic cut make it easy to layer under jackets, pair with weekend jeans, or lounge in with your favorite coffee mug.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — lightweight, soft 153 g/m²
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Ribbed, elastic neckline with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort
- Print methods: DTG for main print, DTF used for sleeve/neck label prints

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors



 
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5XL




Width, in
16.00
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
27.00
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length, in
7.99
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49
9.72
9.96


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50