A soft, lived-in hoodie that speaks for the quietly sardonic souls who carry hard stories and a sharper sense of humor. The mid-weight cotton/poly blend wraps you in gentle warmth without bulk. A centered, hand-lettered-style front print reads like a wry inside joke — equal parts honesty and levity — so you can move through coffee runs, therapy homework, or long walks with a little less pretense. The roomy kangaroo pocket keeps cold hands tucked and small comforts close. Wear it layered over a favorite tee or alone as a low-key statement piece that still feels like home.

Product features
- Cozy 50/50 cotton-poly mid-weight fabric (8.0 oz) for warmth and softness.
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette.
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket.
- DTF/DTG printed design and option for embroidered chest or wrist accents.
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes, tear-away label, and compliance with safety standards.

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed



 
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Width, in
20.08
22.05
24.02
25.98
27.99
29.92
31.89
33.86


Length, in
27.17
27.95
29.13
29.92
31.10
31.89
33.07
33.86


Sleeve length from center back, in
33.50
34.50
35.50
36.50
37.50
38.50
39.50
40.50


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50